Leave this on your boss' desk when they aren't looking! That's right, a fun way to say Kiss My Ass!
Or, leave this for the fellow employee that is an Ass kisser!
Or better yet...send it to the uncreative one that copies your work! I will send it annonymously. Boy would I LOVE to do that myself when it comes to these soaps. But hey...I've heard that copying me is suppose to be a compliment. Let's just say I am not flattered.
Either way, it will make you laugh every time you think of it! And this soap stinks like ass too! If you'd like it to.
The ass soap is approximately 4.5 ounces and approximately 4 inches long, 3 1/2 inches wide. This baby got back!
The lips are .4 ounces and approximately 3 inches long.
They are both made from coconut oil soap, with skin safe soap dye and skin safe fragrance oils if you'd like them scented.
Just ask for whatever color you'd like these in!
I do combine shipping. Please message me with your zip code so I can get you an accurate shipping cost.
******If you are outside of the US, PLEASE PLEASE contact me first with your info so I can get the accurate amount for shipping!******
SCENTS:
***Nasty Ass***
All Hallows Eve
Ambur Romance
Amish Harvest
Apples N Oak
Baby Powder
Bamboo Teak
Bergamot
Blackberry Sage
Black Cherry
Black Currant
Black Pepper
Black Vanilla
Blissfully Blackberry
Blueberry Cobbler
Brown Sugar
Brown Sugar and Fig
Caramel Apple
Caramel Taffy Apple
Chestnuts and Brown Sugar
Chocolate Chip
Christmas Splendor
Cinnamon Bread Pudding
Cinnamon Stick
Clean Cotton
Coconut
Cotton Blossom
Country Berry Hotcakes
Country Clothesline
Dickens Christmas
Dogwood
Emerald Green
Evergreen
Fresh Laundry
Fresh Linen
Fudge Brownie
Gingerbread Cookies
Ginger Fig
grapefruit Refresher
Grapefruit Watermelon
Hansel and Gretel House
Hazelnut Coffee
Home For The Holidays
Home Sweet Home
Honeynut
Honeysuckle
Jack Frost (type)
Jakfruit Jam
Lavender 40/42
Lavender Milk
Leather
Lemongrass
Linden
L'Ombre
MacIntosh Apple
Maduro
Mai Tai
Mango Raspberry Ice
Maple Syrup
Midsummers Night
Mint
Mulberry
Muscadine Grape
Oatmeal Milk & Honey
Ocean Rock
Oldtimer & Lily
Orange
Orange Chiffon Cake
Patcholi
Peanut Butter
Pink Pepperberry
Pomegranate
Purple Lilac
Sea Salt Scrub
Snuggles
Spearmint
Spring Cotton
Spruce Christmas Tree
Stargazer Lily
Sunflowers
Sweetrain
This Old House
Tommy (type)
Tulips
Twigs and Berrie
Vibrant Violets
Victorian Fantasy
white Barn Raindrops
White Tea
White Willow and Tea
Wisteria
